12 Incredibly-Timed Photos That’ll Make Us Think We’re Losing It

10. Dozer…

I’m fully aware that what I’m about to say is going to sound extremely childish, but when I was a teenager, my friends and I had a code word for when we saw a woman with large breasts. We used to say “dozer” which was short for “those are big boobs.” Well, this is a dozer photo for sure.

We have to assume that the people responsible for the photo were aware of what was on the other side of the newspaper because it’s just way too awesome a coincidence that this lady had no idea what this looked like to someone sitting across from her. The title of the article is fitting. We believe that this photo was meant to look accidental, but they are just toying with us.

11. Can I Squeeze Em?

Oh, Prince Charles. This is about the worst-timed photo for Charles and about the most perfectly-timed photo for the rest of the world. I mean, just consider all the coincidences going on here that make this photo so great.

She’s the only female in a line of just males. She has a sizable pair of knockers. She has a wide smile and everyone else seems unhappy. Well, with the exception of Prince Charles, of course, who is about as happy as a kid in a candy store. The fact that this photographer caught him with both hands out, right at bosom height with the biggest smile on his face, meant that Charles probably had some explaining to do to the Royal Family. The things you can get away with when you’re royalty…or maybe not.

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